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CANADA - Defender of the beaver tail. Master of the moose. Keeper of the maple syrup.

TAGS: he comes from a very french town so dont make fun of his accent
Rating: 3.48/5

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HammerofHeeb - October 26, 2010, 1:31 pm
I am glad I stumbled upon this. Hell, Trash, for his last comment gets this poster a 5L. (Yes I know this poster is almost a year old)
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 3:19 pm
poorly spelled random french words and phrases remembered from years of french classes and 1 episode of the wonder years.
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:16 pm
i reconize the word monsieurre
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 3:15 pm
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:52 pm
oui oui monsieurre pomplamousse chien haha vous lez vous du beurre jerry lewis pomme de terre mon frere?
CANADA - November 22, 2009, 2:46 pm
LMAO! just the tags alone get you 5! FRENCHIE!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:42 pm
Oh Canada our home's on native land.....
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:41 pm
And beaver tail is exactly what it sounds like. "glorious and free"
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:40 pm
LMAO Trash!!!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:38 pm
Maple syrup is used as lube. Canadian tire money as rolling papers.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:30 pm
I distinctly remember Sean talking aboot Uncle Steve, baseball, home runs and coming home with Canadian Tire Money
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:26 pm
No that's Canadian Tire money
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:25 pm
I think its their currency
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:24 pm
I'm still trying to figure out what Maple Syrup is a euphemism for
DreMagnum - November 22, 2009, 2:18 pm
What aboot the canadian lingo is hard?
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:15 pm
Rolex = see Sean's poster with the competitive Rolex. Hey I'm just starting to get this Canadian lingo down!
TheTrashHeap - November 22, 2009, 2:11 pm
Yeah a shitty fake Rolex he bought on a beach in Mexico.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 2:08 pm
and a Rolex
Motifake Wit Liberation F - November 22, 2009, 1:38 pm
It's like curling with less brooms.
BoneCD - November 22, 2009, 11:28 am
I see he has his competitive fisting knuckles on...so how do they score that anyway?


TAGS: there comes a time when you have to stand up and shout
Rating: 4.93/5

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EmilioDumphque - July 30, 2014, 11:07 pm
That squirrel is an illegal alien, an invasive species. OUR squirrels are grey!
GreyScorpion - October 13, 2010, 9:59 pm
I'm just a squirrel, trying to get a nut here. 5L
spacedog - October 13, 2010, 9:52 pm
Stand tall and lead that parade Rerun......5L.


TAGS: hunter becomes the hunted cubby
Rating: 4.88/5

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agdaniele - October 6, 2010, 9:22 pm
Beautifully simple.
crankyhead - October 6, 2010, 5:51 pm

WHEN THE GIANT MONSTER APOCALYPSE COMES - We are gonna be sorry we didn't pay attention to this plea!

TAGS: when the giant monster apocalypse comes
Rating: 4.33/5

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agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 11:03 pm
Great one. 5L


TAGS: sweet old lady with age comes wisdom
Rating: 4.29/5

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Faceplant31 - May 20, 2010, 10:04 am
Dats right you gosh damn wipersnappers! 5L Ice

Story Telling -

TAGS: garyo comes by his story telling talent naturally never let go of your inner child
Rating: 4.93/5

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MissPriss - August 1, 2013, 3:00 pm
Glad ya did stumble upon it...a tribute to Mr. Gary! Got a few more cute kids say what posters coming. Thanks for the 5L and a fav to boot!
GaryO - August 1, 2013, 10:09 am
Shyt, Missy. How'd I miss this?! 5L fav...dang this is good

OBEY THE SIGN! - No matter how much Moooooooo offers you to put your hand there... you'll only find shame.

TAGS: jamesons comes from his udders
Rating: 5/5

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motinet - November 9, 2010, 2:44 pm

Mooooooooooooooooooo - November 3, 2010, 8:26 am
ICEMAN - November 2, 2010, 10:45 pm
Awwwwww c'mon. The bastiche is so doggone friendly. What could go wrong?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:43 pm
I was bored in there.
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:35 pm
that, as well as a VCR and a laptop i found in there.
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:33 pm
Why, pzy... did you pawn it already?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:32 pm
Smells like it.
LogicDude - November 2, 2010, 8:30 pm
Wristwatch? Does Moooooooooo know Charlie Sheen by any chance?
pzykosiz - November 2, 2010, 8:29 pm
would you reaaaally want it back?
agdaniele - November 2, 2010, 8:23 pm
And with any luck, my wristwatch... anyone? Anyone?


TAGS: 2 becomes 1
Rating: 4.47/5

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forseti - April 14, 2010, 4:51 pm
LOL! 5 polar bears



NICOTINE - No such thing as too much of a good thing.

noon -

TAGS: comes early enough
Rating: 5/5

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chickenlittle - August 17, 2013, 12:31 pm
Haha, love this one!

Children's Sizes -

TAGS: nike escape comes children s sizes
Rating: 4.79/5

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falloutghoul - June 19, 2013, 9:10 pm
Fair warning: Experience may vary.
Rudedog - June 19, 2013, 8:36 am
Great poster run. I will watch Fox News with renewed interest.
Reality Lord - June 18, 2013, 10:15 pm

miss priss cult....BWA-AHAHAHAHAHAH


TAGS: moderator guild welcomes you
Rating: 4.67/5

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deathgod753 - March 28, 2011, 8:16 am
josh catlin keeps the ounder his bed
GySgt1811 - March 26, 2011, 9:43 am
LeightonESmith - March 25, 2011, 8:31 pm
This is the kind of poster i picture as a response to the "unfunny" criticism by the modz
motinet - March 24, 2011, 9:07 pm

rerun - March 24, 2011, 8:11 pm

There are 5 mods & Mr. M, you should consider yourselves very fortunate I am not one of the mods pictured here....I'm at least 3 inches taller than these guys.
GySgt1811 - March 24, 2011, 5:57 pm
God bless you, Airman. Where do I send the case of Glenfiddich? The scotch won't be the only thing room temperature on this sight. (TheOne, I guess we'll both be deep in regret.)
TheOne - March 24, 2011, 5:41 pm
Lucky lil bastards...(im gonna regret this comment).


TAGS: death comes quickly smoking kills
Rating: 4.59/5

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Sho - April 14, 2012, 11:55 pm
Mother of god...

AIRMAN - Receives His Inspiration From A Higher Source.

TAGS: airman his inspiration comes from above
Rating: 4.18/5

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Derek - March 8, 2010, 2:49 am
- and perspiration, I'll wager



TAGS: death comes to town
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:41 pm
We're all like that. But don't tell the Yanks that. They think they understand us and we bore them. It's better that way.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:38 pm
True Canadians.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:37 pm
It's great. They still have their edge and their touch. It's amazing in a way. And Dave Foley is just chock full of MILFY goodness.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
*I think the
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:32 pm
Death in it has been great, and I the Ricky character is hilarious. Plus the indian, the cops, and the CSI guy.
Sean - January 22, 2010, 10:30 pm
f n a.
MrRandom - January 22, 2010, 10:04 pm
Judging by the tags, you been watching the new Kids in the Hall series too?
spacedog - January 22, 2010, 9:54 pm
Nice work Sean.
Treehodger - January 22, 2010, 9:53 pm
Is that a lightbulb, lit on fire?

SAGE GREYBEARDS - pay attention

TAGS: with age comes
Rating: 4.84/5

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sulfuricpuppies - October 13, 2010, 5:41 pm
NOOOOOO love is a real life porn minus all the stuff that makes porn cool
Hawamleh - October 1, 2010, 7:47 pm
Hell Yea
Reality Lord - October 1, 2010, 7:33 pm

absolutely awesome
jameswnash - October 1, 2010, 7:31 pm
ICEMAN - October 1, 2010, 7:22 pm
Leave it to Professor Aggy to school the n00bs. 5 stars
crankyhead - October 1, 2010, 7:16 pm
That13YearOldKid - October 1, 2010, 7:12 pm
Hay bein a teen and sayin love is better than havin to giv 300 dollar shoes :P


TAGS: aggys heritage comes in cases
Rating: 4.36/5

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agdaniele - August 29, 2010, 5:10 pm
I drank Guinness until my hair turned brown. So, all of you evolution nay-sayers...


TAGS: thus the world comes to an end
Rating: 4/5

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Airman - January 4, 2010, 3:24 pm
really well done
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 6:59 am
I'm not even going to ask what you're doing with the other hand.
BoneCD - January 4, 2010, 6:58 am
Hear that? That's one hand clapping...5 floating Poodles for you MR!
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 6:21 am
Better savant then just plain old idiot, eh Moooooooooooo?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 4, 2010, 6:17 am
Or Idiot savant.....it's your call....XD.
sickartist - January 4, 2010, 5:19 am
MrRandom - January 4, 2010, 2:29 am
Dunno, the mustache on the standing one just yells evil.
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 2:27 am
The bald guy must be Elmer.
agdaniele - January 4, 2010, 2:17 am
Just plain wonderful!
spacedog - January 4, 2010, 1:01 am
Awesome job Random, 5Ls.

IT'S 6AM - Time for LD to greet another new day

Abstinence -

TAGS: can t get laid decides to becomes absence
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 6, 2014, 3:03 am
Thanks, Gar.
GaryO - March 5, 2014, 8:58 pm
you been layin' down some good one's, cynic
maoworks2 - March 4, 2014, 4:06 pm
Very Good 5 Lonely L's.

SONGS LIKE... - Like "Don't Stand So Close" - The Police, or "I'm So Glad" - Cream or "Rock & Roll Pt. II"- Gary Glitter, or "Soul Finger" - Bar Kays, or "Get It Up" - Wild Cherry

TAGS: comes to mind
Rating: 4.89/5

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ughomer - February 1, 2013, 10:08 am
Forgot to add the 1958 hit tune "Tequila!" by the Champs. Bra-ha-ha-ha. Anybody got anymore songs to suggest?
CloudchaserS - February 1, 2013, 1:06 am
'Scuse me while I kiss this guy
Oiler - January 31, 2013, 9:56 pm
5L...because I listened to all that stuff. Three, Six, Nine The Goose Drank Wine


TAGS: in this world importance comes with a heavy premium
Rating: 4.67/5

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Sho - February 12, 2013, 11:15 am
A moment of 5L's for those that have forever ruined the meaning of the word "special"


TAGS: bad luck never comes alone
Rating: 4.62/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 12, 2012, 7:05 pm
could make a g55d poster with a text in english. also works with pest :)

RON NEEDS TO THINK ABOUT - an equipment upgrade this year The MAC 'Jules Verne' Edition may have trouble with the new OS

TAGS: amazing what comes out of it
Rating: 4.38/5

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Derek - February 6, 2010, 4:25 am
A fine example of Steam Punk design.
ronsart - February 5, 2010, 5:48 pm
lol...thanks Mr. Airman...yep, the old G5 is getting old and slow...but, enjoy the PC laptop...thanks again for poster...I don,t care what FattMatt says...ur a good man and motifaker...lol



TAGS: after this comes the hammer
Rating: 4.04/5

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TheTrashHeap - June 27, 2010, 9:11 am
There seems to be a lot of whining around here lately, If you can't take a little criticism and you insist on submitting posters en masse without putting any real effort into them then YOU HAVE COME TO THE WRONG SITE! Study the site and then try harder.
Krissie - March 14, 2010, 1:48 am
Ive seen some big crybabies on here before, this is an AWESOME poster. 5L from me! love it!
agdaniele - March 14, 2010, 12:19 am
Not to self: lock nightstand from now on. 5L


TAGS: what goes around comes around
Rating: 3.71/5

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agdaniele - May 19, 2010, 11:42 pm
Not only did they rebuild it, they kept going... and added a wall! THAT is dedication!

M.A.L.T. LICKER - I'm just sayin' I understand how intoxicating your orientation is

TAGS: portia de rossi the word that comes to mind is jealousy
Rating: 3.33/5

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Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 3:45 am
Produceman117 - December 13, 2009, 2:19 am
Thank Naru. Aggy... *sighs* step away from the Country Crock, dude.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 1:17 am
I have to work on my syllabic rhythm... gets me into trouble.
Narutarded - December 13, 2009, 1:10 am
Could you repeat your last transmission? It sounded like: "Ma 'aizz, dear. It's *in* ma 'aizz." Please confirm.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:52 am
Maize, dear... it's maize.
Narutarded - December 13, 2009, 12:33 am
That depends... Are you the one making sqeaky-toy noises as you butt-er that ear of corn?
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:28 am
Am I buttering too loudly?
Narutarded - December 13, 2009, 12:20 am
...He said as he buttered his veggies.
agdaniele - December 13, 2009, 12:14 am
Captain cucumber... oh, that's good.
Narutarded - December 13, 2009, 12:11 am
Nicely done, Captain Cucumber! 5 Lipstick licks!

WHIPLASH - I will give you five minutes to quit whipping me you dirty man you.

TAGS: when a problem comes along you must whip it
Rating: 3/5

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agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:21 pm
Great poster, yes.
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:20 pm
that home schooling poster cuts him a break this time
agdaniele - May 13, 2010, 9:19 pm
Who? Deadraisin?
CANADA - May 13, 2010, 9:17 pm
I havent seen this yet, but why don't they just shoot him?

METEOR STRIKE? - I'm not too sure that's the real reason for the dinosaurs disappearance!

BONE - you said it was just a nervous tic

TAGS: the truth comes out
Rating: 3/5

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BoneCD - January 28, 2010, 8:31 pm
Nervous Tic...that's a Pavlovian Jerk! LMAO Airman

JANUARY 2, 2010 - After having spent the holidays with Narutarded and her fiancee Jessica, Amina tells her new "best friend" Sara that she no longer physically desires anyone that has a Y-chromasome.

TAGS: when it comes to risque poster ideas the comments section is a gold mine
Rating: 2.82/5

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LURCH - October 14, 2009, 12:25 am
Wow and I have been wasting my time on naughtyfake fap fap fap
Narutarded - October 13, 2009, 9:00 am
Depends on how you wear them. ;)
Bartimaeus - October 12, 2009, 3:42 pm
O_O I'm not sure, but I think this conversation has reached a new level of epic.
amina - October 12, 2009, 3:37 pm
do handcuffs count as an outfit???
Narutarded - October 12, 2009, 8:03 am
Sorry, I was too busy imagining what you and Sara would be doing that night. And just out of curiosity, what's your favorite "playtime" outfit?
amina - October 11, 2009, 10:21 pm
I'm surprised Naru hasn't made a witty remark about this yet ;)

- When the goal seems unachievable. When the odd are stacked against us. We call on agdaniele.

TAGS: here he comes to save the day
Rating: 2.3/5

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thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
i meant so you guys can see the one muhammed... I mean mooooo made
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:39 pm
Which one are you talking about Trash? I searched it but didn't see any about you. Like I said though, could've missed it.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:38 pm
Good point, TTH... yeesh, I'm a moron.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:37 pm
search for posters tagged thetrashheap
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:37 pm
That's ok Nik... it makes women cuuuuute.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:36 pm
Hey the bunny hit me! (For more whining from the creator of this poster please see comment #2)
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:35 pm
I think I missed that one. Then again, I miss alot.
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:34 pm
just this "test" and one I wont admit to are mine. The not so flattering 1 moooooooooooooo made of me was marked "test" too
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:34 pm
The kinda roll that has bunnies on the run!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:33 pm
If that is true, then I gotta say....You my friend are on a roll in my book.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:32 pm
Excellent! Thanks!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:31 pm
TTH steps forward.... "Yes, I'm test"
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:31 pm
everybody's stuff was coming up "test" for a while there
thetrashheap - July 6, 2009, 10:30 pm
Guilty this ones mine.
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:30 pm
read your own comment (the one before the last). I wasn't sure either, as I said. Don't read too much into anything I say either way.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:26 pm
Huh? Ok.... now I'm confused, too. Whaddaya mean?
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:24 pm
I'm not sure what you mean exactly. But since you referred to your rating, I'm gonna say that your posters and your social interaction are two different things all together.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:19 pm
Id say the majority aren't, thankyouverymuch. That's why there's so much room for my own praise. Wait... checking my motifake ratings... yep, the majority aren't. Yay me!
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:11 pm
Well, yeah...I mean who isn't impressed with you? But alot of people were also having issues with their avatars etc (as you know), so I don't know.
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:08 pm
My first guess was Mr. Motifake - as he tends to release comments "test". But clearly, this isn't the case... and now I don't know who to be impressed with. (besides myself)
nik - July 6, 2009, 10:07 pm
I was kinda counting on you to know. As I was curious myself about a few new posters under "test".
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 10:04 pm
I noticed some of Ron's posters coming up under "test". So, who actually posted this one? Melikes!
agdaniele - July 6, 2009, 12:09 am
And Motifakers we shall be - for thee, my lord , for thee. Upgrades hath descended forth from thy hand - our avatars may swiftly return on thy command. So we shall flow our posters forth to thee and teeming with Timmy's shall they ever be.
TheTrashHeap - July 6, 2009, 12:01 am
Our fodder who art in motifake, hilarious be thy name, thy website come, thy will be done, in real life as it is on interweb, give us this day no chuck norris posters, and deliver us from tunnels now and when the net bill arrives. achoo!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:56 pm
Say 6 our fodders and 4 Hail Patricias
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:54 pm
I apologize master motifake for my thoughtless hasty words. I surrender to your wrath and await my punishment!
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:52 pm
Doesn't "test" usually come from Lord-Master Motifake?
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:51 pm
I noticed a pony keg there... I must've had someone with me.
TheTrashHeap - July 5, 2009, 11:49 pm
test who the hell is test! oh well no cred for this 1 i guess
agdaniele - July 5, 2009, 11:48 pm
And THIS was taken on Saturday morning! (still going)

IF I HAD ONE WISH - They Would Celebrate The German Victory Over Canada. After USA, Russia And Czech Republic Were Beaten By Germany. ... At Hockey!

TAGS: something that never comes true
Rating: 2/5

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forseti - May 5, 2010, 7:07 am
This friday the hockey world championship starts in Germany with the biggest hockey game ever with more than 75,000 spectators (Germany - U.S.A.)! Don't miss our outright winning! *cough*
forseti - April 13, 2010, 7:48 am
i hate you all!!!!11111 LOL - but hey, we're great at other epic sports like... biathlon... or biathlon without guns... *puke*
GreyScorpion - April 12, 2010, 7:23 pm
he shoots!!...wide, out side.
CANADA - April 12, 2010, 7:21 pm
Keep dreaming!
forseti - April 12, 2010, 6:36 pm
lol... but the amount of American Football (soccer...) fans increases, doesn't it?? I hope the world championship this year in Germany helps hockey to become more popular! It's a great sport!
R.S.Jake - April 12, 2010, 6:01 pm
Probably about like finding American soccer fans.
forseti - April 12, 2010, 5:57 pm
probably, yes. they wear FOOTBALL-trikots, so you might be right. but - sadly - it's so much easier to find some of those than German hockey fans.
Faceplant31 - April 12, 2010, 5:54 pm
Meh, aren't those soccer fans? Just wondering

Understanding -

Turn the page -


TAGS: cute little fairy becomes catsnack
Rating: 5/5

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Reality Lord - March 27, 2017, 8:32 am


Nothing but a snake -


TAGS: victim becomes hunter
Rating: 4.89/5

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mizzdizz - December 5, 2015, 8:50 am
GOOOOOOOOOOD!!!!!!! Thanks Rerun!
rerun - December 5, 2015, 8:44 am

Gave me goosebumps

COMFORTING THE DYING - I swear his sword was that big when he was young

TAGS: lying comes easy to some
Rating: 4.29/5

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BeNiceToMe - February 3, 2012, 5:09 pm
well thank you ! I was working my *ss off today because the head doctor said I could have a weekend pass if I socialized more :)
Iconoclast - February 3, 2012, 4:58 pm
You are really on a roll today!! I've designated a bunch as favorites. Thanks for the effort.